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2010 Classic: The Carpeted Altar Trackway

The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends.

Part of the 41 Religious Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Debut, Facebook Check-Ins & Angry Birds Lock-Ins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor01/25/1998 00:57You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@N64_GoldenEye07/23/1997 03:17Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Fight_Club_Tyler12/06/2005 21:28The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Harry_Potter_Ron08/15/1998 08:26Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu10/10/2012 13:09Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Salt_Bae_Original08/26/1997 23:55Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Leeroy_Jenkins07/03/1996 03:48At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair08/05/2009 03:47I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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