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2015 Vintage: The “Hitman

Agent 47″ Logic: Why? For proving that just because a character is bald doesn’t mean the movie has a head on its shoulders.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
 Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
 Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For How to Stop a Zombie A...read more »
2023 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Sylvester Stallone? For playing a character in Expend4bles w...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age
 Why was the reboot hit? For proving that "wax on, wax off" works...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
 Why Awkwafina? For proving that having a unique voice doesn't me...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose prima...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Elio" Delay
 Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »

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2025 Archive: The CGI Dwarfs
 Why were they mocked? Because they looked like a group of haunte...read more »
2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
 Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided th...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@XFiles_Spooky_M01/25/2011 13:21Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor02/26/2011 13:28One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Nu_Metal_Kid11/12/1999 06:56I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Ninja_Turtle_R06/18/2000 23:22Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Bad_Luck_Brian07/22/2003 03:14Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@First_World_P03/25/2006 16:48My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Orkut_Member_9908/25/2002 06:16A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

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