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2016 Vintage: The Launch of the iPhone 7 (No Headphone Jack)

 Why were we all “brave”? Because Apple removed the 3.5mm jack, telling us that “courage” meant buying $159 AirPods that we would immediately lose in the couch cushions.

Part of the 38 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2016 “Augmented Reality & Upside Down” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom07/25/2011 18:36I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter01/24/2013 02:02The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Party_On_Garth10/29/2005 01:58I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@CompuServe_Classic09/02/2005 20:43Premium humor for premium members.
@WordPress_Fan_0308/26/1996 10:59The best thing since version 1.0!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob06/11/1999 15:28The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Salad_Fingers_F11/22/1999 10:32I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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