2012 Classic: Katy Perry’s Blue Hair
Why was it so bright? To match her “Part of Me” attitude and to remind us that she was still the queen of the candy-coated… Read More »2012 Classic: Katy Perry’s Blue Hair
2011 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary handling an urgent baptismal record sent via an old thermal fax machine, treating the curly, shiny paper like a delicate artifact that… Read More »2011 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
2009 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents securely labeled “Parish Picnic – July 1999.” Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
2009 Archive: The Gingham
I’m “checked.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Modem
I’m “connecting” at light speed now. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The “Love in This Club”
Usher is back, and he’s still very interested in the romantic potential of a VIP section. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Love in This Club”
2008 Legacy: The Rev. Jeremiah Wright Tapes
Why was the campaign in crisis? To remind everyone that “Hope” usually comes with a lot of “Unfiltered YouTube Footage” from the past. Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Rev. Jeremiah Wright Tapes
2007 Legacy: The iPhone Update
Why did the lawyer sue Apple for the first software update? He claimed it “erased his billable memories.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Legacy: The iPhone Update
2007 Archive: The “Wake Up Call” Maroon 5
Adam Levine is still singing about relationship drama, and I’m still listening to it while doing laundry. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Wake Up Call” Maroon 5
2006 Vintage: The MySpace Top 8
She’s at number one in my “Top 8,” but only because she knows my password. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter &… Read More »2006 Vintage: The MySpace Top 8