2018 Classic: The GDPR
She sent me an e-mail saying she has updated her “Privacy Policy.” I am no longer allowed to know when she’s leaving. Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The GDPR
2018 Classic: Crazy Rich Asians
Why were we all obsessed with dumplings and weddings? Because in 2018, we learned that family drama is much more entertaining when it involves a… Read More »2018 Classic: Crazy Rich Asians
2017 Archive: The Google Search Answer Trap
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the history homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2017 Archive: The Google Search Answer Trap
2015 Archive: The “Shut Up and Dance” Anthem
Why was the 4th so “80s”? Because Walk the Moon created a song that forced even the grumpiest Grandpa to “hold back the night” and… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Shut Up and Dance” Anthem
2015 Vintage: The “Boy Next Door” Vibe
Why Jennifer Lopez? For a thriller involving a “first edition copy of the Iliad” that proved the Razzies still have a library card. Part of… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Boy Next Door” Vibe
2015 Archive: The Benedict Cumberbatch Flask
Why was he drinking during the ceremony? To prove that “Sherlock” knows exactly how to survive a four-hour awards show. Part of the 37 Oscars… Read More »2015 Archive: The Benedict Cumberbatch Flask
2013 Vintage: The Wolf of Wall Street Reality
“I’m like Jordan Belfort!” “A millionaire stockbroker?” “No, I just spent too much money on lunch, I’m shouting for no reason, and I’m pretty sure I’m… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Wolf of Wall Street Reality
2013 Legacy: The Harlem Shake Lockdown
Why did the principal look so terrified during the afternoon break? Because the entire algebra class suddenly went from dead silence to wearing ski masks,… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Harlem Shake Lockdown
2013 Vintage: The Brooklyn Nets “All-In”
Why was the trade so bad? Because the Nets traded their future for Pierce and Garnett, proving that “buying a title” is hard when your… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Brooklyn Nets “All-In”
2012 Classic: Katy Perry’s Blue Hair
Why was it so bright? To match her “Part of Me” attitude and to remind us that she was still the queen of the candy-coated… Read More »2012 Classic: Katy Perry’s Blue Hair