2004 Classic: The “Beautiful Soul” Jesse McCartney
The official wallpaper of every teenage girl’s bedroom in 2004. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Shrek 2
A donkey walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve talking animals.” The donkey says, “But I’m making waffles!” Part of the 77… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Shrek 2
2003 Vintage: The “Beautiful” Snoop Dogg
Pharrell and Snoop in Brazil. It’s the smoothest song of the year, hands down. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Beautiful” Snoop Dogg
2002 Vintage: Worst Director
Why Guy Ritchie? For turning the director of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels into “the guy who films his wife being mean on a boat.” Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: Worst Director
2001 Vintage: The Exercise
“Do you use a treadmill?” “I tried, but I couldn’t find the ‘Skip Ad’ button.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Exercise
2001 Archive: The System of a Down “Toxicity” Chaos
Why the political metal? Because an Armenian-American band released a masterpiece of “Chop Suey!” chaos the same week as 9/11, and it somehow became the… Read More »2001 Archive: The System of a Down “Toxicity” Chaos
2000 Legacy: The Robbie Williams “Rock DJ”
Why the skin? For the video where Robbie literally took off everything (including his muscles) just to impress some models. Part of the 35 Musician… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Robbie Williams “Rock DJ”
2000 Classic: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2000 Classic: The Search
2000 Archive: The Heart
“Your pulse is steady.” “I’m Zen.” “No, you’re just asleep. Wake up, we’re done.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K &… Read More »2000 Archive: The Heart
2000 Vintage: The “Cider House Rules” Hope
Why was it nominated? To remind us that Michael Caine is the only person who can make “Goodnight, you princes of Maine” sound like a… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Cider House Rules” Hope