Why was it nominated? To remind us that Michael Caine is the only person who can make “Goodnight, you princes of Maine” sound like a legal requirement.
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2024 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
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39 Oscars Jokes: The 2001 “Gladiator, Julia’s Laugh & Björk’s Swan Dive” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Hans Zimmer win (again)? Because he’s the only man who ca...read more »
36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition
In 2005, the 77th Academy Awards brought a gritty, emotional punc...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2008 “No Country, Milkshakes & Marion’s Shock” Edition
In 2008, the 80th Academy Awards barely escaped the writers' stri...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
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2025 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
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2025 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
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Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race
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