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2007 Legacy: The iPhone Update

 Why did the lawyer sue Apple for the first software update? He claimed it “erased his billable memories.”

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Player_Fan08/14/2001 20:00Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@BBS_Sysop07/26/2009 19:34Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Starship_Troopers03/27/1998 01:31I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Breakfast_Club_B10/19/2009 20:24Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@True_Story_Neil04/22/2013 11:25True story! I was there!
@Podcast_Listener03/16/2012 08:01I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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