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2002 Vintage: Worst Director

 Why Guy Ritchie? For turning the director of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels into “the guy who films his wife being mean on a boat.”

Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer01/10/2000 20:52Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Harry_Potter_0110/29/1997 13:53Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Napster_Leech09/26/2006 11:41Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Britney_Spears_Fan05/28/2013 00:49Oops, I laughed again!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione08/25/2009 23:36It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Kernel_Panic_9802/20/1998 07:25This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Anonymous_User07/18/2015 11:41We are many. We are laughing.
@Web_2_0_Fan10/10/1995 13:33This is the future of humor!

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