1999 Archive: The Game Boy Color Light
Trying to play your purple handheld console under the blankets at night using a worm-light accessory that drained the batteries in an hour. Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Game Boy Color Light
1999 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Jar Jar Binks (Ahmed Best)? For being the first digital character to win a Razzie, proving that bad acting transcends biological limits. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor
1999 Legacy: The Margarita
A guy asks for a Margarita “with extra salt to preserve my nerves.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Margarita
1998 Legacy: The Skate Shoe Shuffle
Why did the boys sound like they were wearing flippers? Because massive, puffy skate shoes with tongues thicker than a dictionary were the style, forcing… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Skate Shoe Shuffle
1998 Archive: The Trackball Mouse
Why did the designer have a thumb like a bodybuilder? He used a mouse with a giant red ball on top. Part of the 61… Read More »1998 Archive: The Trackball Mouse
1998 Vintage: The “As Good as It Gets” Double Win
Why did both leads win? To prove that if you’re grumpy enough and charming enough, the Academy will forgive everything else. Part of the 41… Read More »1998 Vintage: The “As Good as It Gets” Double Win
1998 Archive: Worst Director
Why Gus Van Sant for Psycho? For proving that just because you can copy greatness doesn’t mean you should. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon,… Read More »1998 Archive: Worst Director
1997 Archive: The Cat in the Hat
Why was the parade so dangerous? Because the Cat in the Hat balloon decided to take out a lamppost, proving that 1997 winds had a… Read More »1997 Archive: The Cat in the Hat
1997 Legacy: The Deep-Tissue Heating element
Spending the entire evening with a thick, checkered fabric heating pad pinned behind a bad shoulder while watching continuous rerun broadcasts of Wheel of Fortune.… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Deep-Tissue Heating element
1996 Legacy: The Rollerblade Craze
Everyone is on wheels now, and most of us are using a parked car to stop because we haven’t learned how the brake works. Part… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Rollerblade Craze