A guy asks for a Margarita “with extra salt to preserve my nerves.”
Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2024 Legacy: The It Ends With Us
A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
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70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
The farce is strong with this one!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Professional humor for professional people.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
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