Why was the parade so dangerous? Because the Cat in the Hat balloon decided to take out a lamppost, proving that 1997 winds had a personal vendetta against childhood icons.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.