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1996 Legacy: The Rollerblade Craze

 Everyone is on wheels now, and most of us are using a parked car to stop because we haven’t learned how the brake works.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander04/10/2007 00:43C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Tripod_Member01/19/2009 00:16Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules09/01/2004 22:12Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Uncle_Rico_9803/06/2015 09:24I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Leave_Britney_A09/21/2013 12:51Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Android_Bot_9904/03/1996 18:25Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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