Spending the entire evening with a thick, checkered fabric heating pad pinned behind a bad shoulder while watching continuous rerun broadcasts of Wheel of Fortune.
Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1997 “Tamagotchi Pets, DVD Formats & Dial-Up Disasters” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
That was intense... and funny!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.