2023 Legacy: The Victoria Monét “JAGUAR II”
Why the “On My Mama”? For the songwriter finally stepping into the spotlight and bringing classic R&B luxury back to the charts. Part of the… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Victoria Monét “JAGUAR II”
2023 Archive: The Launch of the “Tesla Optimus” Robot
Why was it folding laundry? Elon Musk wanted to prove that robots are coming for chores, even if it currently takes them 10 minutes to… Read More »2023 Archive: The Launch of the “Tesla Optimus” Robot
2022 Vintage: The Lemon
I hope this year wasn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
The complete collapse of the classroom economy because you couldn’t safely trade a stick of 0.5mm lead for a bag of potato chips with plastic… Read More »2021 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
2021 Legacy: The Instagram “Reels” Addiction
Why did the traveler miss the sunset? Because he was busy watching a 15-second loop of someone else’s sunset on his phone. Part of the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Instagram “Reels” Addiction
2021 Classic: Worst Screenplay
Why Diana the Musical? For lyrics like “Feel the grip of ginger hair,” which is a line that should be banned by the Geneva Convention. Part… Read More »2021 Classic: Worst Screenplay
2020 Classic: The Honey
I’m “stuck” at home, literally. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, I’m tired of my own house! Part of the 44… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Police
2019 Vintage: The AirPods Flex
Why did the traveler ignore the flight attendant? He didn’t mean to, he just had his AirPods Pro on “Transparency Mode” but forgot he wasn’t actually transparent.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The AirPods Flex
2019 Archive: Best R&B Album
Why H.E.R.? Because she’s the most talented person you still haven’t seen the eyes of. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2019 “This Is… Read More »2019 Archive: Best R&B Album