2007 Archive: The “Wake Up Call” Maroon 5

Adam Levine is still singing about relationship drama, and I’m still listening to it while doing laundry.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

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I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

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@Patrick_Bateman_Fan11/29/1997 14:53Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Brazil_Terry_G06/20/1997 11:34Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan06/18/1997 03:07Silently laughing in the snow.

@Daria_Morg07/29/2010 17:33My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@BackToFuture_M07/04/1999 00:17Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Trololo_Man_7002/09/2014 18:37Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Toolbar_Hater06/26/2013 14:06My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!