The church secretary handling an urgent baptismal record sent via an old thermal fax machine, treating the curly, shiny paper like a delicate artifact that might fade if exposed to direct sunlight.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Mobile Wallet Bottleneck
A three-minute bottleneck in the center aisle during the collecti...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The Sunday School teacher spending half the class trying to wirel...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcov...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch Alerts, Wireless Projectors & Selfie Stick Fellowship” Edition
In 2015, church life was adjusting to an era of total cloud integ...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition
In 2025, church life was navigating an era of hyper-connectivity ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Noise-Canceling Confession
A parishioner entering the confessional box keeping his high-end ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
2025 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom
The parish council installing an artificial intelligence receptio...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition
In 2009, church life was fully adapting to the social media explo...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Newsletter Draft
Watching the expression on the senior pastor's face when he learn...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
By the gods, this is a funny one!
But you have heard of this joke!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
This is the future of humor!