I’m “connecting” at light speed now.
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!