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2009 Archive: The Gingham

 I’m “checked.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker09/26/1998 18:55It really whips the llama's ass!
@Coffee_Addict07/09/2015 03:37404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Big_Snatch_Boris06/10/1995 04:22Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Party_On_Garth12/11/2011 21:34I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Star_Wars_Kid04/10/1998 10:04I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Overly_Attached11/05/2012 15:04I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Prodigy_User_X11/07/2010 22:39Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Excite_User_9711/19/2003 14:20This site is very exciting!
@Flickr_User_0401/21/2011 08:03A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@LiveJournal_Deep10/25/2003 05:30Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

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