Usher is back, and he’s still very interested in the romantic potential of a VIP section.
Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
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Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.