2014 Vintage: The Pharrell Hat Copycats
Why did the dress code policy get updated in the spring? Because after the Grammys, half the student body showed up wearing massive, oversized mountie… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Pharrell Hat Copycats
2014 Archive: The Flappy Bird (RIP)
The creator took the game down. Now I’m just “winging” it through life without a high score. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The… Read More »2014 Archive: The Flappy Bird (RIP)
2014 Classic: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the tailor? To fix its “hard-wear.” Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive.… Read More »2014 Classic: The Scared Computer
2013 Vintage: The “Can’t Hold Us” Energy
Why was the 2013 finale so “Big”? Because Macklemore and Ryan Lewis provided the official soundtrack for any event that involved a lot of jumping.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Can’t Hold Us” Energy
2012 Vintage: The Amazing Spider-Man Reboot
Why so soon? For a movie that proved we were ready to see Uncle Ben die again, as long as Andrew Garfield looked cool in… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Amazing Spider-Man Reboot
2011 Vintage: The Ghost
“I liked the old bulb. It had more ‘paranormal’ potential.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 51… Read More »2010 Vintage: The CD
2010 Archive: The Hipster
A hipster walks into a bar before it’s even cool. He orders a drink you’ve never heard of and complains that the atmosphere is “too… Read More »2010 Archive: The Hipster
2010 Archive: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2010 Archive: The Matching Khaki Directory
2010 Vintage: The Inception Totem
“Why are you spinning that coin on the kitchen table?” “I’m checking if I’m still married to you or if this is just a very long, very… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Inception Totem