2007 Legacy: The iPhone Battery
A guy is crying because his phone died. The bartender says, “Welcome back to the real world.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Legacy: The iPhone Battery
2007 Classic: The Golden State “We Believe” Warriors
Why was Dallas so embarrassed? Because the #8 seed Warriors knocked out the #1 seed Mavs and MVP Dirk Nowitzki in the biggest first-round shock… Read More »2007 Classic: The Golden State “We Believe” Warriors
2007 Archive: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2007 Archive: The Country Buffet Strategy
2005 Archive: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t open up! Part of the 41 Classic… Read More »2005 Archive: The Ice Cream
2005 Vintage: The Two and a Half Men Longevity
Why Charlie Sheen’s nomination? For playing a man who lives in a beach house and drinks heavily—the most difficult acting challenge of his life. Part… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Two and a Half Men Longevity
2005 Classic: The Launch of MySpace Music
Why was the profile song so loud? Because you hadn’t truly lived until you were jumpscared by a 14-year-old’s “Fall Out Boy” autoplay at 1… Read More »2005 Classic: The Launch of MySpace Music
2004 Archive: The Sleep Study
“You stop breathing 20 times an hour.” “Is that a world record?” “No, it’s just scary.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook… Read More »2004 Archive: The Sleep Study
2004 Vintage: The Friend Request
She sent me a friend request. I ignored it. Now she’s standing in the living room asking me if “the internet is broken again.” Part… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Friend Request
2004 Classic: The Terror Squad Fan
“Lean back, lean back… while I reach for the bulb.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Classic: The Terror Squad Fan
2004 Archive: The Shark Tale Fan
One, but the bulb is a “mobster” fish. Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified