2004 Archive: The Sleep Study

“You stop breathing 20 times an hour.” “Is that a world record?” “No, it’s just scary.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

@Clueless_Dionne03/18/2002 17:35Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Kernel_Panic_9809/08/2006 02:29This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Courage_Dog08/25/2000 03:16The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Chocolate_Rain09/16/2013 05:11I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Joe_Cartoon_G01/18/2002 06:43Press the button for more humor!