2005 Archive: The Ice Cream

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t open up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad11/29/1999 20:20Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@SpiderMan_Peter08/29/2005 12:58My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Requiem_Dreamer02/11/1995 05:22That was intense... and funny!

@Search_Scout_9906/19/2014 10:20Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Dark_Web_Joker07/24/2005 04:05Found this on the deep end of the net.