Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the soup station.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Touchscreen Terror & Smart Device Suspicion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!