The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with… Read More »2010 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2010 Archive: The Matching Khaki Directory
Why was the ghost so lonely? Because he got “unfriended” on Facebook, and in 2009, that was officially worse than being dead. Part of the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Unfriend” Word of the Year
I’m “glad” I’m not a banker. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
Why was 2008 so emotional? Because for one night, America believed that a “Bridge to the 21st Century” had finally been finished—and it was built… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Election Night in Grant Park
Why was the RNC buying clothes for Palin? Because “Reform” looks better when it’s wearing high-end designer labels. Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Archive: The $150,000 Wardrobe
“Because you can’t be sad about the news if you’re drinking at 10 AM.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis &… Read More »2008 Archive: The Mimosa
Why did the bar keep going up? Because she broke the world record in Beijing for the 24th time, mostly because she liked the sound… Read More »2008 Archive: The Yelena Isinbayeva Vault
“I hear a whistling.” “That’s just the wind blowing through your empty savings account.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash &… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Ear Exam
I started using the pound sign before words. I guess I’m just “tagging” along with the trends. #Puns Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners:… Read More »2007 Classic: The Hashtag
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