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2017 Classic: The “Despacito” Dominance

 Why was this song playing in every store, car, and elevator? Because Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee created a beat so powerful it became the most viewed YouTube video in history, making “slowly” the fastest way to global fame.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Spice_Girl_Posh06/21/2004 09:36Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Korn_Follower06/29/2012 20:27Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Mini_Me_Rocks09/12/2003 17:28... (Laughter in silence).
@Overly_Attached02/13/2008 12:18I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Not_Bad_Obama01/17/1997 13:05Not bad. Not bad at all.

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