Why was the ghost so lonely? Because he got “unfriended” on Facebook, and in 2009, that was officially worse than being dead.
Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition
In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
2008 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »
2025 Legacy: Blade (If it finally came out)
Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Retro" 2010s
Why were there so many people in "vintage" 2014 hipster outfits? ...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Pumpkin" Security
Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, Halloween was a mix of cosmic tragedy and battle royale ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Caitlin Clark" Effect
Why were so many ghosts wearing basketball jerseys? Because women...read more »
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
The farce is strong with this one!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
This site is very exciting!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.