2017 Classic: The “Despacito” Dominance
Why was this song playing in every store, car, and elevator? Because Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee created a beat so powerful it became the… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Despacito” Dominance
2017 Classic: The Pennywise (IT)
“We all float down here… and we have plenty of 60-watt bulbs. You want one, Georgie?” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 –… Read More »2017 Classic: The Pennywise (IT)
2016 Classic: The Font
I’m just your “bold” type of trainer. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Don’t Breathe Tension
I’ve never been so afraid of a blind man and a silent house in my life. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality… Read More »2016 Classic: The Don’t Breathe Tension
2016 Vintage: The Manchester by the Sea Gloom
Why was Casey Affleck so quiet? For a performance so depressing that the audience felt like they owed him an apology just for existing. Part… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Manchester by the Sea Gloom
2016 Archive: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer do a “Dab” during the settlement? To show the other side that he was “hip” while he took all their money.… Read More »2016 Archive: The Negotiation
2016 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball… Read More »2016 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
2015 Classic: The Bill Hader & Amy Schumer Bit
Why the chemistry? For proving that the “Trainwreck” stars should probably just host everything together. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2015 “Jon… Read More »2015 Classic: The Bill Hader & Amy Schumer Bit
2015 Legacy: The Mayweather vs. Pacquiao “IV Bag”
Why was there more drama after the fight? Because Floyd was accused of taking an IV and Manny said he had a bum shoulder, proving… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Mayweather vs. Pacquiao “IV Bag”
2015 Vintage: The “Squad Goals”
Why did the marketing team huddle up? Because they wanted a “Squad Goals” photo for Instagram to show how “un-corporate” they are. Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Squad Goals”