2013 Vintage: The “Can’t Hold Us” Energy

Why was the 2013 finale so “Big”? Because Macklemore and Ryan Lewis provided the official soundtrack for any event that involved a lot of jumping.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 4th so "Corrido"? Because Regional Mexican music took...read more »

Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »

Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »

Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »

Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Awkward"? Because Jennifer Lawrence reminded ...read more »

It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »

Why was Grandpa's speech so eloquent? Because he used "Patriot-Bo...read more »

Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »

Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »

In 2002, Independence Day was a mix of classic American pride and...read more »

@X-Gen_Mark06/15/2005 05:05This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Macarena_Dancer04/21/2008 20:08Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Beavis_Cornholio01/23/1999 16:03I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Web_Crawler_9604/09/1995 18:56Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Selfie_King_0510/15/2006 19:57Taking a photo of me laughing!