A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball shoes before passing the collection plate.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Classic: The Window AC Jet Engine
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.