2023 Archive: The Elemental Elements
Why the fire and water? For a Pixar movie that suggested that the hardest part of dating isn’t the chemistry—it’s the plumbing. Part of the… Read More »2023 Archive: The Elemental Elements
2023 Classic: The “Wegovy” Craze
Why was everyone getting thin? Because in 2023, “Diet and Exercise” was replaced by a weekly injection that made the weight-loss industry more nervous than… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Wegovy” Craze
2023 Legacy: Megan Fox’s Double Feature
Why did she win Worst Actress and Worst Supporting Actress? For Johnny & Clyde and Expend4bles—proving that in 2023, she was the undisputed queen of movies that most… Read More »2023 Legacy: Megan Fox’s Double Feature
2023 Classic: The Twitter Bird Death
Why did the traveler feel lonely? Because he used to “Tweet” his complaints, but “X-ing” them felt like he was sending them to a math… Read More »2023 Classic: The Twitter Bird Death
2022 Classic: The Potato
I’m a “couch” potato watching dragons. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick… Read More »2022 Archive: The Anita
2021 Vintage: The Sun
I’m “shining” through the pixels. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The “Everything is Cake” Panic
Why was the manager afraid to sit on his chair? He saw a viral video and now he’s convinced that his entire office is actually… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Everything is Cake” Panic
2019 Vintage: The Kit Harington Beard
Why the jokes? Because after the show ended, Kit looked like the only thing he wanted to do was sleep for the next three years.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Kit Harington Beard
2018 Legacy: The Peppermint
I told her she’s a vigilante. She said, “I’m a ‘vigil-aunt-e’—I’m staying at my sister’s until you clean the kitchen.” Part of the 66 Marriage… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Peppermint