I’m a “couch” potato watching dragons.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
The power of three... laughs!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
The magic man... is laughing!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!