I’m “shining” through the pixels.
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It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
High five for this joke!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!