2002 Archive: The Green Goblin
She watched Spider-Man and asked where the Green Goblin got his outfit. She said it looked “easier to clean than my carpets.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2002 Archive: The Green Goblin
2001 Legacy: The “Combat Camera” Footage
Why did it get so good? Because in 2001, we realized that if you don’t film the explosion in 1080p, did the mission even happen?… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “Combat Camera” Footage
2001 Legacy: The Energy Drink Crash
A guy falls asleep while standing up. The bartender says, “The Red Bull has left the building.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Energy Drink Crash
2001 Vintage: The Movie vs. The Diva
Why did Mariah Carey win? Because her acting in Glitter was so “wooden” that environmentalists started worrying about rainforest deforestation for the sake of the script. Part… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Movie vs. The Diva
2000 Vintage: The Pitch Black Darkness
Why Vin Diesel? For proving that as long as you have goggles and a deep voice, you can survive a planet full of monsters that… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Pitch Black Darkness
1999 Vintage: The Cher Song
“Do you believe in life after love?” “I’d settle for life after 12:01 AM January 1st without the power going out.” Part of the 56… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Cher Song
1998 Vintage: The White Russian Sequel
A guy orders a White Russian with powdered milk. The bartender says, “That’s just wrong, even for the Dude.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes:… Read More »1998 Vintage: The White Russian Sequel
1998 Archive: Jim Carrey (The Truman Show)
Why was Jim Carrey so paranoid? Because in 1998, he realized that being the highest-paid actor in the world meant everyone really was watching him. Part of… Read More »1998 Archive: Jim Carrey (The Truman Show)
1998 Archive: The Keyboard
Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “broken” link. Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Archive: The Keyboard
1998 Classic: The Exxon-Mobil Merger
Why were the oil giants merging? Because they realized that if they combined their money, they wouldn’t just influence the government—they could probably just buy… Read More »1998 Classic: The Exxon-Mobil Merger