Why did Mariah Carey win? Because her acting in Glitter was so “wooden” that environmentalists started worrying about rainforest deforestation for the sake of the script.
Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
2024 Archive: The Argylle Cat
Why was it a target? For a CGI feline that was almost as unconvi...read more »
32 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2010 “Airbender, SATC 2 & Twilight Tussle” Edition
In 2010, the 31st Razzie Awards had to deal with a historical cul...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition
In 1996, the 17th Razzie Awards proved that a massive paycheck do...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Robert Downey Jr.
Why did he win? For returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom, proving...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »
2024 Archive: The Megalopolis Voice-over
Why was it hit? For a movie that felt like a philosopher's conve...read more »
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2023 Archive: The Pooh Sweep
Why did Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey win 5 Razzies? Because ...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why Madame Web? For a script that was so messy it felt like it w...read more »
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I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!