Why Vin Diesel? For proving that as long as you have goggles and a deep voice, you can survive a planet full of monsters that are allergic to light.
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🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Shadow
Why Keanu Reeves? For the moment the internet achieved peace beca...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
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2025 Classic: The Saw XI Trap
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2024 Classic: The Deadpool & Wolverine Bromance
Why was Marvel saved? Because Ryan Reynolds convinced Hugh Jackma...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Spider-Man 2 & Pink Wednesdays” Edition
In 2004, Hollywood was obsessed with consequences. It was the yea...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
Honor Among Thieves: Why the pudgy dragon? For a movie that was s...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition
In 2017, Hollywood decided to get personal. It was the year we le...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2000 “Gladiators, Volleyballs & Mutant Leather” Edition
In 2000, Hollywood was breathing a sigh of relief that the world ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw Muscles
Why Zac Efron? For a movie where the actors had so much muscle an...read more »
2023 Classic: The Ken Energy
Why Ryan Gosling? For proving that being "Just Ken" is a full-tim...read more »
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39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition
In 2013, Hollywood went to extremes. It was the year we learned t...read more »
2024 Classic: The MaXXXine Fame
Why Mia Goth? For the finale of the trilogy that proved that you ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs "Hail Satan"
Why Nicolas Cage? For a performance so weird and high-pitched tha...read more »
2025 Classic: The F1 Speed
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