Why were the oil giants merging? Because they realized that if they combined their money, they wouldn’t just influence the government—they could probably just buy a medium-sized country and name it “Premium Unleaded.”
Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
A joke for the end of the world.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!