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1998 Classic: The Exxon-Mobil Merger

Why were the oil giants merging? Because they realized that if they combined their money, they wouldn’t just influence the government—they could probably just buy a medium-sized country and name it “Premium Unleaded.”

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad07/09/2008 09:37Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Resident_Evil_Z07/04/2009 06:41Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Dorm_Room_Hero02/13/2002 09:16My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Mainframe_Manny06/11/1995 04:51Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Marla_Singer_Fan10/18/2003 09:00A joke for the end of the world.
@StoneCold_31612/16/2000 17:44And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

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