2011 Legacy: The Best Sound Mixing
Why did the dream-heist win? Because the “kick” sound is the official alarm clock for the 2011 ceremony. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Best Sound Mixing
2011 Classic: The Pinterest Board
Why did the lawyer have a “Suit Inspiration” board? To find new ways to look like he’s worth $500 an hour. Part of the 51… Read More »2011 Classic: The Pinterest Board
2011 Vintage: The Prescription
“I can’t read this.” “That’s because it’s ‘Encrypted’. You need a 12-digit key to see the dosage.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Prescription
2011 Archive: The Margo Martindale Win
Why for Justified? For playing a character so terrifyingly good that even the Emmy voters were too scared to vote for anyone else. Part of… Read More »2011 Archive: The Margo Martindale Win
2010 Vintage: The Touchscreen Pressure Test
Pressing an index finger against a brand-new smartphone display with so much physical force that your knuckle turns white, completely convinced the machine won’t respond… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Touchscreen Pressure Test
2010 Classic: The Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Fail
Why was Jerry Jones sad? Because his stadium hosted the Super Bowl but his team didn’t make the playoffs, making the $1.3 billion screen just… Read More »2010 Classic: The Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Fail
2009 Vintage: The Sun
I’m “shining.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The iBeer App
A guy walks into a bar and starts tilting his iPhone towards his mouth. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m… Read More »2008 Legacy: The iBeer App
2008 Legacy: The Wool
I’m “pulling” it over my eyes. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The iPhone 3G App Discovery
The tech-savvy young vicar trying to show an elderly parishioner a digital Bible application on his brand-new smartphone, only for the application to crash repeatedly… Read More »2008 Legacy: The iPhone 3G App Discovery