2017 Legacy: The USB-C Standard (Year 3)
Why was the tech guy still carrying a bag of dongles? Because “Universal” in 2017 meant “Universally Frustrating.” Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2017 Legacy: The USB-C Standard (Year 3)
2016 Classic: The VR Trauma
I went to the doctor for a neck injury. He said, “Stop wearing that VR headset for 12 hours straight. Your brain thinks you’re in… Read More »2016 Classic: The VR Trauma
2016 Classic: The Nintendo Switch Waiter
“I can’t wait to change bulbs on the go next year!” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Classic: The Nintendo Switch Waiter
2015 Legacy: The Launch of the “Laughing Crying” Emoji (Word of the Year)
Why was a picture a word? Because Oxford Dictionaries realized that 😂 was the only way we knew how to express emotion in 2015. Part… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Launch of the “Laughing Crying” Emoji (Word of the Year)
2015 Legacy: The 2015
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2015. / 2015 who? / 2,015 reasons why this year was legendary! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The 2015
2014 Vintage: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
2013 Classic: The Internet Search
She searched for “Is it possible to donate a son-in-law to science?” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy Crush” Edition… Read More »2013 Classic: The Internet Search
2013 Archive: The Frozen Fever (Teasers)
Why was the 2013 BBQ so “Chilly”? Because Disney started teasing Frozen, and even though it was 90 degrees out, every kid was already practicing… Read More »2013 Archive: The Frozen Fever (Teasers)
2013 Archive: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “Free Wi-Fi” zone that didn’t charge a “legal access fee.” Part of the 46 Lawyer… Read More »2013 Archive: The Library
2012 Vintage: The Game Change Sweep
Why did the Sarah Palin movie win 5 awards? Because Julianne Moore acted so well that the real Sarah Palin probably tried to put the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Game Change Sweep