2008 Legacy: The Wool

I’m “pulling” it over my eyes.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "fizzing" with 2025 energy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

@Pokemon_Blue02/28/1997 15:15Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Terminator_T80003/11/2006 07:15I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Flash_Player_Fan12/14/1996 07:37Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Scream_Ghostface05/11/2015 11:34Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Kazaa_Leecher08/20/2005 17:42I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Tank_Operator03/29/2009 10:59Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Brazil_Terry_G01/09/1996 04:14Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Jesus_Quintana08/15/2007 18:38Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).