Why did they make it legal tender? Because the President realized that “Volatility” is just a fancy word for “A really exciting way to lose the national treasury in 15 minutes.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition
In 1996, politics felt like the first version of Netscape Navigat...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Pre-sale
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!