2021 Vintage: The El Salvador Bitcoin Law
Why did they make it legal tender? Because the President realized that “Volatility” is just a fancy word for “A really exciting way to lose… Read More »2021 Vintage: The El Salvador Bitcoin Law
2020 Classic: The 2020 “Nature is Healing”
There are dolphins in the canals (fake) and I just saw a squirrel in my kitchen (real). Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020… Read More »2020 Classic: The 2020 “Nature is Healing”
2020 Legacy: The Insecure Snub
Why no trophy for Issa Rae? Because 2020 was unfair, and the Emmy results simply confirmed it. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Insecure Snub
2019 Legacy: The Dish
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a great joke! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Dish
2019 Legacy: The FaceApp Panic
Why was the lawyer happy about the “Aging Filter”? Because it allowed him to show the jury exactly how much his client would suffer over… Read More »2019 Legacy: The FaceApp Panic
2019 Archive: The 2019 iPhone 11 Pro
Three cameras! It looks like a stovetop. I’m currently taking a 0.5x photo of my own shoes. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019… Read More »2019 Archive: The 2019 iPhone 11 Pro
2018 Archive: The Fortnite Physical
I told my doctor my hip hurts. He didn’t check for arthritis; he just asked, “Were you trying to do ‘The Floss’ at a wedding?”… Read More »2018 Archive: The Fortnite Physical
2018 Legacy: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on the win. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Post Malone (Better Now) Fan
“You probably think that you are better now… now that you’re a LED.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Post Malone (Better Now) Fan
2018 Archive: Best Rock Song
Why “Run” by Foo Fighters? Because Dave Grohl is basically the “Employee of the Month” at the Grammy office. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2018 Archive: Best Rock Song