Three cameras! It looks like a stovetop. I’m currently taking a 0.5x photo of my own shoes.
Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
The magic man... is laughing!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Classic. Simply classic.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!