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2008 Legacy: The iPhone 3G App Discovery

The tech-savvy young vicar trying to show an elderly parishioner a digital Bible application on his brand-new smartphone, only for the application to crash repeatedly because the sanctuary walls are completely blocking the 3G signal.

Part of the 40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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