2005 Vintage: The Office (US) Cringe
I watched Michael Scott try to be funny for 20 minutes and I had to hide behind my sofa from the secondhand embarrassment. Part of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Office (US) Cringe
2004 Classic: The Broken Mirror
Why did the dad stare at the broken mirror? He was “reflecting” on his mistakes. Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social… Read More »2004 Classic: The Broken Mirror
2004 Classic: The “Faith-Based Initiatives”
Why did Bush love them? Because he figured that if the government couldn’t fix things, maybe a prayer and a bake sale could. Part of… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Faith-Based Initiatives”
2004 Legacy: The Dale Earnhardt Jr. Daytona 500
Why was the #8 car so fast? Because Junior won the race exactly six years to the day after his father did, proving that some… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Dale Earnhardt Jr. Daytona 500
2004 Vintage: The “Bushism” Calendar
Why were they so popular? Because every time the President said “Nuclear” as “Nucular,” a publisher made another million dollars. Part of the 38 Presidential… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “Bushism” Calendar
2003 Legacy: The Little Moon
Why did the moon go to the dentist? To get its “craters” filled. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Little Moon
2002 Classic: The Maroon 5 Fan
“This love has taken its toll on the filament.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Launch of Friendster
Why were we “connecting”? Because before the “Like” button existed, we had a social network that allowed us to see how many people we were… Read More »2002 Archive: The Launch of Friendster
2002 Legacy: The “Non-Lethal” Rubber Bullets
Why did we use them? To show the enemy we care about their health, right up until we don’t. Part of the 34 Military Jokes:… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “Non-Lethal” Rubber Bullets
2002 Classic: The “No Such Thing” John Mayer
Why was the college grad so pensive? Because John Mayer told them there’s “no such thing as the real world,” which made the 4th of… Read More »2002 Classic: The “No Such Thing” John Mayer