A guy walks into a bar and starts tilting his iPhone towards his mouth. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m drinking a virtual lager!” The bartender says, “Well, I’m going to give you a virtual tab. It costs $0, but you still can’t leave until you pay it.”
Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
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2024 Classic: The Dune
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2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
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2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
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In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Problem? No, just laughs!