Why did we use them? To show the enemy we care about their health, right up until we don’t.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
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Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.