Why was Jerry Jones sad? Because his stadium hosted the Super Bowl but his team didn’t make the playoffs, making the $1.3 billion screen just a very expensive TV.
Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King’s Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Yoga Flexibility
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45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wrexham" Movie
Why was there a film crew on the pitch? Because the documentary b...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
In 2001, sports became a symbol of resilience and jaw-dropping re...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition
In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ohtani Recovery
Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »
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Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.