2011 Vintage: The Prescription

“I can’t read this.” “That’s because it’s ‘Encrypted’. You need a 12-digit key to see the dosage.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

@OfficeWorker_9912/05/2000 19:42I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Hercules_Xena07/09/2008 13:40By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Optical_Mouse_9907/30/2015 14:49I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Rewritable_CD12/20/2001 13:41I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Badger_Badger_M12/25/1999 23:18Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Charlie_Bit_Me06/07/2005 10:02Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Ermahgerd_Girl02/19/2014 08:33ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Reddit_Original09/13/2010 07:10The front page of the internet... in 1999!